Our Mixers Take
Your Beverage Game
from Motel 8,
to the Ritz Carlton.
Don't over complicate this. We are the best mixer on the market. If there was a better one we would have bought that instead of making our own; it would have saved us a lot of time.
Organic Ingredients
Michelin-Quality
Just Add Spirit or Seltzer
Low Cal & Low Sugar
Our Mixers Have Sexy Written All Over 'Em.
CLEAN INGREDIENTS
Read our ingredient panel and then read the competitions.
Or, take our word for it, theirs is disgusting.
SOPHISTICATED RECIPES
If we see one more basic lime margarita from a competitor we may have a stroke.
ALL IN ONE BOTTLE
We are for the lazy. It's ok to admit it, we all are.
Mix with spirit or a non-alc bubble, garnish if you are feeling frisky and sip you sexy beast.
These Stores Get It, Do You?
BRYAN & MALVINA
The beautiful girl to my left is my fiancé, Malvina, and I am Bryan. We are here because we are cocktail snobs and the mixers on the market today suck. That's right, we said it.
The recipes are boring and stuck in the 70's (no offense Mom). They are made with the cheapest ingredients possible, have over 20-30g of sugar per serving and the best part is, they slap the word "Premium" on the bottle to help sell to the uneducated consumer.
Don't worry tho, we are here to save the day. You can thank us by buying a bottle or 10 and tell your friends.
WHY DIRTY PELICAN?
• Skinny (<50 cal & <10g sugar)
• USDA Organic
• Gluten Free
• Kosher
• Vegan
• No preservatives
• No high fructose corn syrup
Your Cocktail's Favorite Wingman
